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Unconcious again... I need to level up and maybe buy some armour. this going down in two rounds of basic combat is for the friggin birds. Damn Knights of Armek... with their fancy flame throwers and chainsaws. What's a guy like me supposed to do with a cleaver? Damn the man!

One Sharp, Big-ass Cleaver

I am glad we're done with that giant. I had no idea killing a looting could be so profitable. I like this gem I got from the giant's cave. I think I'll keep it for good luck. That Marivhon guy seems a little shifty. All I'm trying to do is help out and he gets all freaky paranoid on me. He must be paranoid by nature... I mean, you have to be two clicks past crazy to carve out a giant's testes for a souvenir. But hey... he's been to Hello Airport and back... that's got to mess with your head.

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What the hell did that guy eat for breakfast?!

I friggin hate giants. They never brush, nor do they floss. Bad oral hygiene says so much about one's moral character. I mean, If you're not going to take care of your teeth, you just don't value yourself as an individual. And if you don't value yourself, how do you expect to gain the respect of others or find love? That giant is going to die at the hands of the half-breeds... all alone... no loved one to be there in his last few moments... all alone... with his stinkin' ass breath.

I suppose this is the most recent portrait of me.